I always flip these situations around. How would he feel if I did the same? (Not that there's much available for women out there..)
HELLO HOW ARE YOU? BABYGIRL YOU WEREN'T KIDDING YOU ARE A PRINCESS VIEWED YOUR VID VERY SEXY GORGEOUS BODY BEAUTIFUL. FACIAL FEATURES AND GREAT LEGS AND THIGHS WAIG THOSE ARE PART OF YOUR LEGS HUH? Oooppps my bad. ANYWHO VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND WOULD LOVE TO BE ADDED TO YOUR FRIENDS CHOW!
More painful than bone spurs or being shot is listening to Donald Trump talk about how great he is. I'd prefer being waterboarded.